ammnontet:
““it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!” ”

“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

hellsite-yano:
“drilsouls:
“drilsouls:
“(x)
Miyazaki: “[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks” ”
@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki:...

(x)

Miyazaki:[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks”

@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki: why did you just, like… accept that?

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Changed his mind

(via)

Reminder that people aren't entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you've agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I'd "just finished up my previous commitment". It's not their problem to know that it was DND.

Just to make sure no one schedules meetings on top of my D&D sessions, BUT ALSO to avoid any chance of my coworkers figuring out when I’m playing D&D, I always block sessions out on my calendar with the appointment title:

“Conflict Resolution Seminar”

It’s not a lie, I’m discussing with a small group how to resolve conflict. Not my fault that the answer is often violence.

Bro I love you but if I saw in the communal calendar that one of my coworkers had attended thirty conflict resolution seminars over the last year then I would immediately assume they had committed innumerable acts of workplace violence and management was too scared to fire them

mrtnvch:
“little guys
”

little guys

there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh

When I was a kid my step dad was growing Marijuana in the basement and I remember a plant that was half male, half female. Split right down the middle. I named it Jamie because I knew a boy named Jaime and a girl. So it fit. Watching the cops tear it apart made me cry and when I tried to explain to the social worker why I was upset they killed my plant she said that it was impossible for something to be both a boy and a girl and that was the first time I called someone an idiot to their face.

You can pick whatever part of this story you don't like to fixate on. Idgaf.

snugz:
“kirklanddryersheet:
“ gimme-da-memes-b0ss:
“Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉
”
Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the...
gimme-da-memes-b0ss

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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